The university Harry Potter club (yes, we have one of those) invited people from the league to participate in their Quidditch Grand Final. Haha. Yes. I’ve been in charge with liaising with the HPC people. Most of the league is super excited about it and we’ve already made a team for their Quodpot half time show for when we compete against the Uni Dragons. My worlds are colliding! I’m super geeked by this. Anyway, introducing:
The Prisoners of Smashkaban!
Starring:
Hermione Gouger (Boudica)
Golden Snatch (Me)
Pop goes the Weasley (Junk)
Professor Rumblewhore (Rubi)
Luna Loveblood (Legz)
Minerva Mc-Gonna-Kill (Lauren)
Quidbitch (Bubbles)
We also came up with a shitload of awesome other HP derby-esque names:
Rubi S. Hagrid
Fluffy (Derby number 3, of course)
Annie Magus
Annie Magus
Nimbus-ter 2000
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| I am aware that this is a skateboard but imagine trying to get tiny quads on Hedwig. |
Whore Crux
Die Agonally
Rolldemort
Voldemorticia
Ava D. Kedavra
Abra-cadaver
Draco Kapow-foy
Batter beer
Hairy Plotter
Dumbleclaw
Fire whipski
Calf-blood Prince
Dobby the snout pelt
The snorting twat
Hell-grr Huffle-punt
Salazar Slit-her-skin
Mad-Eye Poon-i
MaxiPadfoot
I think I have just made the most complete HP list of derby names that exists on the internet at the moment.
And we’re going to go full out in boutfits and warpaint, to scare off the Dragon Boating boys. Plus apparently Quodpot is full contact so we can hipcheck the shit out of the Dragon Boaters. Haha. I love us so much.
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